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Bumperstickers
john posted in other on July 21st, 2005

Seminal thought or oversimplified propaganda for dolts? Someday we might make some of these, if the weather is bad, or we are tired of our own rants.

From Matt:

George W: I cannot tell a lie.
George W Bush: I cannot tell the truth.

War Is Good For You! (If you are George, Dick, Halliburton, etc.)

Our country is threatened by anti-intellectual religious fascists – the
White House!

From John:

Bush: the flyover President

Laura honey, are those ants or people waving to us down there?

*AT LEAST IN VIETNAM, NIXON HAD AN EXIT STRATEGY

*BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM

*IF YOU’RE NOT OUTRAGED, YOU’RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION

*IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH, A YELLOW RIBBON WON’T MAKE UP FOR IT

*POVERTY, HEALTH CARE & HOMELESSNESS ARE MORAL ISSUES

*OF COURSE IT HURTS. YOU’RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT #

*BUSH LIED, AND YOU KNOW IT

*RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM: A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT AT HOME

*GOD BLESS EVERYONE (No exceptions)

*BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR

*PRO AMERICA, ANTI BUSH

*WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB? #

*IF YOU SUPPORT BUSH’S WAR, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? SHUT UP AND SHIP OUT

*FEEL SAFER NOW?

*I’D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN THAN ONE WHO SCREWED HIS
COUNTRY #

*JESUS WAS A SOCIAL ACTIVIST – THAT IS A LIBERAL

*MY VALUES? FREE SPEECH. EQUALITY. LIBERTY. EDUCATION. TOLERANCE

*IS IT 2008 YET?

*DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM — Thomas Jefferson

*DON’T BLAME ME. I VOTED AGAINST BUSH — TWICE!

*ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE; THINK FOR YOURSELF

*VISUALIZE IMPEACHMENT

*HEY BUSH! WHERE’S BIN LADEN?

*STOP MAD COWBOY DISEASE

*GEORGE W. BUSH: MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM

*KEEP YOUR THEOCRACY OFF MY DEMOCRACY

*DEMOCRATS ARE SEXY. WHOEVER HEARD OF A GOOD PIECE OF ELEPHANT? #

*ASPIRING CANADIAN

*MEDIA: WEAPONS OF MASS DECEPTION

*DON’T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM

*STEM CELL RESEARCH IS PRO LIFE

*HATE, GREED, IGNORANCE: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

*HONOR OUR TROOPS – DEMAND THE TRUTH

*REBUILD IRAQ? WHY NOT SPEND 87 BILLION ON AMERICA?

*THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS, PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE#

*I’LL GIVE UP MY CHOICE WHEN JOHN ROBERTS GETS PREGNANT

*SUPPORT OUR TROOPS – IMPEACH BUSH!

*HOW ON EARTH CAN 59,411,287 PEOPLE BE SO DUMB?