Pardon Me Boys
john posted in politics & culture on November 22nd, 2005
The rumors are flying, another outrage from the President who is capable of anything. He’ll pardon Scooter and Karl, and later on Rummy and Dick, too.
Mere noisy outrage doesn’t mean it’s sure to happen. Last year I ran around headless just before the election, saying Iran was next on the invasion list. But the battle is half won when your opponents think you’re capable of anything. After the draconian proposals, the cronyism and giveaways seem almost benign.
Machiavellian Democrats take note: the Republicans take care of their own.
Just what are all those conservative think-tanks for anyway? Are they a genuine contribution to political and historical study? Of course not, that sort of stuff is for weenies in sandals. Along with their propaganda function, they are a place to put the ex-officio out to pasture. You can give a loyal underling a lifetime sinecure with dignity and substantial income, and be sure he’ll never write that tell-all book. For the verbal, there is an endless round of paid speeches, free trips, and stock tips. It’s a permanent place in the back-patting world of Babbittry. Most important, it allows the quadrennial Santa to retain the loyalty of the elves. When Christmas is over, and Santa is a lame duck, the elves have a great retirement plan which is still under Santa’s thumb.
Bill Clinton should have known that those eager, bright young things on staff were loose cannon, just waiting to roll around the Presidential deck. He had been one himself, and yet he didn’t seem to know that the demands of power required more control. Perhaps that was more of the Arkansas Effect. He should have made sure that they understood he was in control of their afterlife, too. Instead, he let them behave like college students at a seminar.
Nowadays, those endowed chairs, the chairmanships of political committees, the lobbying firms, the radio shows, are all under the control of the Republican party. If you want to stay on the air after your little brush with hillbilly heroin, just stick to the message, and all will be forgiven. Let it slip that you are a big loser in Vegas, and they’ll find a little something to make up for your slumping book sales. There are always revolving-door CEO chairs to fill, and there was even a Supreme Court seat for the faithful sidekick, almost.
Andrew Jackson invented big-time American patronage, and Lincoln deplored it. Nixon was too insular and too far from the Republican mainstream to control it. Reagan was like a protected figurehead, nominally in charge, but living on a kind of upside-down patronage. As long as he colored within the lines, the system continued to lionize him. Dubya follows the Reagan model, but with lifetime patronage. He may be more aware of what’s going on, and his family ties run deep, but he’s clearly not capable of running the show. Because he’s theirs, he walks the line. Because they need him, they’ll make sure that anyone with a sharp tongue gets a chance at the goodie-bag.
Publishers can put away their checkbooks, this administration won’t have any juicy tell-all books. I’d say there’s also a good chance the homeboys won’t do jail time either.
R1 LE : picture by Yamaha